so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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