I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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