quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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