do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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