I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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