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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
third nipple confirmed
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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