Sponge bath it is.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Randomize
