Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
We have started to decorate penises.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
