The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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