I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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