On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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