So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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