My friends, they love my intelligence
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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