So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
