she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
