I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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