Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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