and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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