i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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