normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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