so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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