i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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