is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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