i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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