well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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