Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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