I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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