no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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