Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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