The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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