It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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