I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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