oh god the rape fog is back!
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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