well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
