Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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