i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
