I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
