That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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