we have pet lesbian snakes
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
