their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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