I can text with my tongue
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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