mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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