Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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