Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
