What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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