Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
