She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
