ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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