Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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