Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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