Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
