You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I need a beard to bite.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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