he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
a search helicopter?!
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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